The renaming of names by RTÉ

Big fat steaming pile of poo.

Whose name is it anyway? See what I did there?

Their names both begin with C.Get it?

I hope the RTÉ show didn’t end in a race riot.

Do they all end up looking like Madonna?

With all the drinkin’ and smokin’ isn’t the original practically Irish anyway? It even has a redhead!

Are RTÉ suggesting that Deborah Kerr got knocked up on the beach?

Desperate is right.

Barry McGuigan is about hobbit-sized I suppose.

I suppose they all have to move home again now.